*SOCHO Agr
"SMS"
Rcv KRNE K "PAISE" Lgte To Kya "HOTA"?
"SOCHO"
?
?
?
Nhi
"PATA"
Are"AAP"Sb
"MERI"Wjah Se
"ROAD"Pe
Aa Jate "KNJUSO
*Bacha-school nhi jaunga??
Mom-kyo? Bcha-job kar lunga..
mom- Nalayak beshram..... UKG pad k kya job karega..??
Bcha-LKG ki ladkiyon ko tution padhaunga.
*Ishq me
ye anjam paya hai,
haath
pair toote, muh se khoon aya hai
hospital
pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO
PHOOL BARSAO KISIKI MEHBOOBA
AAYI HAI...
*Duniya
bhar k doctors ki team ne research ki
Or is
nateeje pe ponchay k
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?
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Msg karne
se apki khubsurti kam nai hoti isliye
Kar Liya KiJiyeee.
*GARMI Me
Kulfi ka maja ata h,
THANDI Me
Coffee ka maja ata h,
Hum
WATERFALL Ke tarah msg karte h,
Apka
reply
MUNICIPALITY Ke Pani jaise ata h,
*AAJ RAT THEEK 12 BJE KE BAD
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1 bjega.
*3 ladko ne daru P k ek taxi roki.
Driver
samjh gya.
Us ne gadi
start ki or fir band kr di.
Bola lo
saab hum pahuch gye.
1st ne
use paise
de diye.
2nd bola
thank you
or 3rd ne
ek thapad diya!
Driver
dar gaya, socha ye samajh gya.
Teesra
ladka bola-
"saale,
Dheere
chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to
*Hamara Paper tha aur Hum Udas ho
gaye,
Humne
Puri Sheet pe aapki TASVIR bana dali aur Hum pass ho gaye,
kaise?
..
?
?
?
Qki Paper
DRAWING ka tha
aur
CAARTOON banana tha:)
*Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K
Aayi ho
Girl- Sir
Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys-
Sirrrrrrrr,,
Holiday
ko class lo na!
*Bus
Accident
Man
Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut
dard ho raha hai.
Santa:
Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh
uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi
chup-chaap pada hai..!!
:-)
*Boy-Apne
schol ki sunata hu 1 prem khani
Ek thi
topper jo thi percntage ki rani
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Fir
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.
Fir kya?
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.
Hmne pata
li,
Aur
Fail ho
gai Mharani.
beta-movie
dekhne,
maa-kaun
c?
beta-maa
ki mamta,
maa-ja
beta,upar 2sri movie lagi hai baap bna khalnayak, wo v dekh le.
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ask y?
Bcoz
zindagi mein KHUSHIYA hi sab kuch nahi hoti..
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'bawaal' bhi zaruri hai.
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